A motor maniac from SELF SERVICE starts off our series saluting the weird sex on display in vintage male porn. Using motor oil as anal lube, he plows his ass with a screwdriver. We cut to a scene of a gorgeous hunk with trim mustache smoking a cig with his talented butthole.

Michael's Zen's GOODJAC CHRONICLES assaul;ts our eyes with a rapid-fire psychedelic montage and lurid negative images of a jacking clone in mask, full leather and studded jock. Finding a buddy, the two wack each other off. Their copious cumloads drip in harsh black against the inverted colors of the scene. Jack Deveau's PRIVATE collection brings us a scene featuring reptile fetish, with a goodlooking gay whose body is way too familiar with the sensuous slitherings of his reticulated python.