Next vintage kooky hookup in our series takes us to Roger Earl's GAY-RACULA, with blond Adonis Tim Kramer as the bloodthirsty vampire Gaylord Young. When our evil horndog rises from his coffin to find delivery boy Michael Christopher about to plow Ray Medina, he spitefully blurts out that Gayracula doesn't settle for sloppy seconds, biting Michael's meaty butt and draining his (non-virginal) blood. Then we're treated to an onstage live sex performance in front of a tinsel curtain and a silver harnessed gogo boy shaking his weiner for the vampire prince.

A surreal sequence from Michael Zen's FALCONHEAD depicts a black-robed leatherman with the head of a black falcon dominating a nude stud mesmerized by his own reflection. The stud licks and caresses the mirror. Falconhead bears down on the stud's head with his black leather boot. A second victim finds the mirror and begins gyrating and jacking for Falconhead, then goes down on his black condom'ed stiffy. Cuffed and bound in leather, he submits to Falconhead's harsh punishment.